Alright, let me give this a shot.

"Oh God, I shouldn't have ordered the apocalypse wings!"

"C'mere, I'm gonna eat you! I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain! Get in my belly!"

"Who wants a body massage?"

"Oh great, my reaction to Prednesone is giving me Popeye arms!"

"Mom, the bandage is coming off again!"