I've been sick in bed the past two days. I've been sick since Monday, but I didn't start fevers until Wednesday, so I've stayed in bed since then. Earlier this week, I rented Yamato DVD 6. Hoh-lee crap, MOAR! I can't wait to see #7. So is this getting an English, non-"Starblazers" release, subbed and everything? I sure hope so.
So tonight we watched the other DVD I rented, "Girls And Pander." Oops, I mean, Girls Und Panzer. It was only two episodes. Afterwards, my wife and I looked at each other, and rolled our eyes. All I could say was, "Well, that's one way to sell plastic models." The only good part of that show was seeing the tanks. Anybody who refuses to believe how anime hasn't gone downhill in modern days owes it to himself to watch this one. How did they think this up?
"Man, moeblobs are great."
"Yeah. You know what else is great? Tanks."
"Yeah, totally. But you know what's better than that?"
"Huh. What?"
"Moeblobs crawling all over tanks."
"Whoah, I've totally got a boner now."
I first heard about this at the Shizuoka Hobby Show when I saw the models. At first, I just thought it was just a series of tank models that they came up with some cute girl mascots for. I'm fine with that. Then I discovered that there's actually an anime series for it. There's no way I will rent volume 2 of this crap. The only one this show impressed was my 5 year old daughter. Of course, any anime featuring cute girls doing stuff will get her approval. This is otaku pandering through and through. These students at an all-girl junior high join a tank club (as if any school would have such a club when they aren't even old enough to drive cars). All the girls are typical moeblob-types with no real personality to them. In regards to our recent eye patch conversation, one girl wears a single eyeglass. Like she's wearing glasses, but half of them are gone. Not even just a frame with the lens popped out. No, it's half of a set of glasses that by all rights should fall off her face. I couldn't really understand the show much, other than that they're joining a club. The big Shyamalan reveal at the end of episode one is that they all live on a ginormous, city-sized aircraft carrier. Ooooh, deep.
So as marketing, it's fine. But as an actual show, it's dumb. I really dig Hasegawa's line of
Eggplane plastic models, and the cute girls on the boxes are just there for decoration. They don't even come as actual pilots included in the kits. If they were to make an anime based on those characters, however, I imagine it would be stupid like this.
davemerrill wrote:I got the latest all-of-Robotech DVD set for Xmas - it has all 85 episodes of the TV series, the Sentinels, the Shadow Chronicles, an edited version of "Robotech The Movie", the Macross English pilot (the one with the great theme song), the Mospeada English pilot, and "Love Live Alive" both in a subtitled original release and in a "Robotech" version. The set also includes TV ads for Robotech toys and promotional videos shot by Matchbox and Harmony Gold for the toy and TV industry. It's a huge set that I bought mostly for the promotional videos and "Love Live Alive", which I'd never seen.
Gosh, I'd like to see that old Macross English pilot. I am surprised that the Robotech movie made it to DVD! Maybe it's because Macek died? He was as ashamed of that one as George Lucas is of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Those Matchbox toy commercials are great fun. They had those commercials in a supplemental DVD for the old Robotech box sets. I love the Barbie-style doll commercials of Minmay and Dana. One girl held a Minmay doll and said, "Isn't she
NEAT? And then she and her friend giggled. My friend and I rewound that scene to watch it over and over and laughed every time. It made such an impression on me that often when I grab my daughter, that's what I say: "Isn't she NEAT?"
I didn't like how they redid the sound effects for Robotech, by trying to make them sound more "realistic" or whatever. It was just an excuse to make the shows in surround sound.